life as a dollar

Ejected from the bank atm,this dollar is still warm, and crisp enough to cut.This dollar has been in strip clubs and been some guys wallet all crumpled up.the dollar was depressed and wanted to die goodbye cruel world! He said while he walked to the fire once the dollar got close to the fire the wind pick it up and a bum found it he used it to buy alchohal.Then it was shoved in a the army they gave him a sawed off shotgun and it shot eyes out of it he got shot and had to do open heart surgery but it didnt work he died from a paper shreder